By Mike Barnett
Whew, I’m glad 2012 is over. Elections, drought, bickering in Washington, no farm bill. 2013 has to be better. Doesn’t it? Here are my fearless agriculture predictions for 2013.
January: Voters push Congress over a physical cliff because we’re just tired of it all.
February: Rains bring widespread smiles to farmers and ranchers across the Lone Star State.
March: Voters respond favorably to initiative in Midwest that requires Humane Society of the United States to spend 90 percent of their funds taking care of homeless animals.
April: A movement to take veganism mainstream is belayed by hankerings for hamburgers and fried chicken.
May: Natural, organic, local and modern food advocacy groups sue one another to determine who in fact grows “real food.”
June: Wal-Mart puts in a bid for the bankrupt Hostess Brands with plans to introduce “Winkies.”
July: Realizing how much food America wastes, trickle-down dining becomes the newest rage as families eat leftovers until there is nothing left over.
August: Farmers still awaiting Farm Bill action.
September: War over obesity is won as Americans use common sense, eat smaller portions and exercise more.
October: ABC News goes too far when it labels boiled asparagus as “Green Slime” in a vegetable expose.
November: Peterson Brothers named winner of American Idol.
December: Texas farmers and ranchers find a new tractor under the tree—red or green or any color in-between—compliments of Santa.
A prosperous New Year to you all!